Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
Sam Levensonwas an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth28 December 1911
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Sam Levenson quotes about
funny wise stupid
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
funny death clever
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
funny america world
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
baby fun children
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
inspirational funny wise
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
funny mothers-day hilarious
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
birthday fifth hand helping papa shoulder
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
american-author learn mistakes
You must learn from the mistakes of others.
american-author insanity
Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children.
american-author becomes lifetime love people sight
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
trying want working-it
If you want to kill time, try working it to death.
mistake life-is-too-short people
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
america superstitions way
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
children cry beast
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.