Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
Sam Levensonwas an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth28 December 1911
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Sam Levenson quotes about
children government shoes
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
media world sponsors
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
children smart kids
The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.
memories damage dangerous
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
fighting government censored
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."
government two people
It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.
thinking america average
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
country government watches
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
home years law
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.
children giving modern-life
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
baby fun children
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
wisdom sweet tea
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
happiness happy inner-peace
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
inspirational life beautiful
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.