Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
Sam Levensonwas an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth28 December 1911
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Sam Levenson quotes about
children grandma grandmother
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
inspirational girl wedding
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
inspirational funny wise
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
time procrastination starting-over
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
happy-birthday son hands
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
two too-late toasters
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
sex men want
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
pay sin please
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
government tycoons fifty
If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.
three stories doe
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
inspirational inspiring wisdom
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
village naked cannibal
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
teacher eye heart
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
modern-life modern taxes
I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.