Sam Levenson

Sam Levenson
Sam Levensonwas an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth28 December 1911
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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children cry beast
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
children mean government
Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.
children government shoes
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
children smart kids
The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.
children giving modern-life
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
baby fun children
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
children grandma grandmother
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
inspirational children imagination
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
inspirational family children
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
birthday fifth hand helping papa shoulder
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
american-author learn mistakes
You must learn from the mistakes of others.
american-author insanity
Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children.
american-author becomes lifetime love people sight
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
trying want working-it
If you want to kill time, try working it to death.