Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
new-year years aspirin
I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
women two years
At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.
christmas years december
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.
christmas doctors years
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.
christmas brother years
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
christmas years eight
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list
edison owe television thomas watching
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
american-comedian committee group keeps loses minutes
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
sea wife my-wife
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
lying home white
Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!
krypton earth knows
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
looks helping prosperity
Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
sex winter four
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
age
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.