Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
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Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
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Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
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My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
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On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
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She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
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Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
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My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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