Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
education teacher teaching
Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
teacher children parent
This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
education teacher uncles
One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.
teacher retirement dollars
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
education teacher crazy
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
edison owe television thomas watching
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
american-comedian committee group keeps loses minutes
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
sea wife my-wife
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
lying home white
Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!
krypton earth knows
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
looks helping prosperity
Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
sex winter four
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
age
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
assessment tests grades
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?