Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
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I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.
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My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
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I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.
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My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
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My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
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One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
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My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!
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I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
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Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
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Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.