Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
mom mother attitude
We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
christmas mother law
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
beautiful christmas mother
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.
mother valentine heart
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
mother flower valentine
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
mother hands two
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
funny mothers-day hilarious
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
edison owe television thomas watching
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
american-comedian committee group keeps loses minutes
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
sea wife my-wife
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
lying home white
Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!
krypton earth knows
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
looks helping prosperity
Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
sex winter four
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.