Milton Berle

Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
nice men car
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
men three speak
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.
christmas men giving
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
fall men missing
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
christmas sleep men
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"
hilarious silly men
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
men sides realising
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
marriage men wife
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
sarcastic running men
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
edison owe television thomas watching
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
american-comedian committee group keeps loses minutes
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
sea wife my-wife
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
lying home white
Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!
krypton earth knows
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!