Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
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She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
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My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
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My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!
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I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
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Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
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Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
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I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
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Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
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You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
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Laughter is the best medicine in the world.