Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
christmas office guy
I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?
guy faces remember
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.
high-heels guy together
Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
edison owe television thomas watching
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
american-comedian committee group keeps loses minutes
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
sea wife my-wife
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
lying home white
Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!
krypton earth knows
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
looks helping prosperity
Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.
sex winter four
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
age
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
assessment tests grades
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
action aging
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
laughter medicine world
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.