Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!"
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It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
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My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!