Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
education teacher teaching
Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
christmas educational kids
I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.
education teaching promise
Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?
education team teaching
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
education teacher uncles
One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.
education teaching school
The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.
education teacher crazy
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
education teaching intelligence
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
edison owe television thomas watching
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
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My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
lying home white
Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!
krypton earth knows
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
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Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.