Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berlewas an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater, he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1908
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
christmas war scary
War toys are scary. They have a rocket launcher with a bayonet attached, in case you miss.
christmas son lists
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
christmas batteries
For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
christmas son yesterday
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.
christmas wife size
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
christmas boss ants
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
christmas mistake giving
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.
christmas office guy
I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?
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I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
christmas years december
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.
christmas father son
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?
christmas new-year son
I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.
christmas party hair
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.
christmas doctors years
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.