Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Marcus David Maronis an American comedian, podcaster, writer, actor, musician, director, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 September 1963
CityJersey City, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
fun integrity white
You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always those burnt, black kernels that don’t pop. You know why they don’t pop? Because they have integrity.
mean air talking
Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone in particular on the air - I just found that my brain became very free to engage in a sort of stream-of-consciousness style of doing what I do.
baby knowing people
People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that is indescribable. Love and joy? That sounds horrifying. I have no way of knowing whether I can handle either of those. I'm much better with need and fear. They are what ground me.
funny jesus humor
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.
disappointment laughter pain
Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
personality defense littles
Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, "No you can't.
heart blood years
For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.
dog house needs
Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
hallucinations
I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
funny real humor
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'
funny jesus party
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and I like to then walk around the mall and go, 'No! No! This wasn't what it was supposed to be about, people!' Then if there's a Santa at the mall, I walk up to him and say, 'Listen, fat man, you're just a clown at my birthday party.'
art brain art-is
Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched.
insecurity balls genius
Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.
pain pain-in-life handle
You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.