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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
jesus crosses very-happy
Leave Jesus on the cross. He's very happy there! Carlos Castaneda
jesus needs accepted
Of course it should be pointed out that, though all salvation is through Jesus, we need not conclude that he cannot save those who have not explicitly accepted him in this life. C. S. Lewis
jesus morning zoos
I was driven to Whipsnade one sunny morning. When we set out I did not believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God, and when we reached the zoo I did. Yet I had not exactly spent the journey in thought. Nor in great emotion. “Emotional” is perhaps the last word we can apply to some of the most important events. It was more like when a man, after a long sleep, still lying motionless in bed, becomes aware that he is now awake. C. S. Lewis
jesus christ persons
We do know that no person can be saved except through Christ. We do not know that only those who know Him can be saved by Him. C. S. Lewis
jesus jesus-christ christ
If I can't take Jesus Christ with me, I don't want to go. Charlie Daniels
jesus jesus-christ christ
I'm not ashamed of the gospel of Jesus Christ... Charlie Daniels
jesus
I don't want to go anywhere where Jesus can't go. Charlie Daniels
jesus thinking people
People say, "Well, we're all just going to die and go to heaven anyway, or Jesus is going to come back" or something. I don't feel like God wants us just to lay down and die just because that's going to happen. I think we should keep trying. Charlie Daniels
jesus people world
I am known in parts of the world by people who have never heard of Jesus Christ. Charlie Chaplin
party two ambassadors
New Zealand, by the way, where I was ambassador, has had two women prime ministers - one from either party. Carol Moseley Braun
party holiday air
Next year, I hope there will be even more parties, lots of holidays and just having a good time, really. Plus wing-walking, air shows and learning to fly, as they are all things I want to do. I won't be restricted by age. Carol Vorderman
party night years
I'm terrible as I never take my make-up off at night, which I know is really dreadful. Whenever I'm out partying I just can't be bothered and now I am on 'Loose Women' that tends to be all the time. I hope next year holds even more parties for me. Carol Vorderman
party technology computer
I love what I do, but I've got a life out of here. I like to spend time on the computer. I like technology. I like music. I like movies. I like to go out and party. I like my cigars, but I don't drink, and I do like to keep a low profile. Carlos Delgado
party views ideas
On many questions and specially in view of the marriage bed, the Puritans were the indulgent party, . . . they were much more Chestertonian than their adversaries. The idea that a Puritan was a repressed and repressive person would have astonished Sir Thomas More and Luther about equally. C. S. Lewis
party greed political
The party which is out sees nothing but graft and incapacity in the party which is in; and the party which is in sees nothing but greed and animosity in the party which is out. Agnes Repplier
party winning long
I want to be around when Newcastle win a trophy because I want to see this place lift off. It will be one hell of a party for a long time. Alan Shearer
party want ifs
If you want to have a great party at Wembley, don't invite the Germans. Alan Shearer
party people needs
We need people like me in the Labour party. Alan Johnson