Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Marcus David Maronis an American comedian, podcaster, writer, actor, musician, director, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 September 1963
CityJersey City, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
suicidal gun wife
Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
tired europe wings
Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
integrity offering europe
It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
funny humor next
For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
funny humor thinking
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
funny humor talking
Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?
funny real humor
I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.
art struggle animal
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love animals so much. We’re aware of it all and have to process it. The way we each handle being human is where all the good stories, jokes, art, wisdom, revelations, and bullshit come from.
mistake stupid humility
That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize that you're not immortal and you've got to take care of yourself. And then laugh it off and fly away.
funny disappointment commitment
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
jobs games car
If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or if your car is dangerous because you can't get it fixed and you DIE, you just lost the game-bzzzzz-thanks for playing extreme capitalism.
funny humor thinking
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed? Are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever think that depression might be the reasonable human response to the crap we're going through as a species, meant to propel us into the next evolutionary step or, at least, into taking some different course of action, so that we might survive? Do you ever think that maybe it's the happy people that are really screwed up in the head?
people needs medication
Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.
disappointment people challenges
That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.