Mae West
Mae West
Mary Jane "Mae" West was an American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, comedian and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned seven decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actress
Date of Birth17 August 1893
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
funny beautiful goodness
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.
funny diaries someday
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
funny witty women
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
funny witty drinking
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
funny strong-women two
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
funny gardening lambs
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
love funny marriage
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
funny money math
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
funny party men
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
funny kissing men
A man's kiss is his signature.
funny business commitment
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
funny life marriage
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
funny women memorable
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
funny sexy men
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.