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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
funny hope humor people picture somber
Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this.
funny good leadership shows
Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
funny glad highlight playing tv
Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
funny lost master planet
Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
funny germany joke left wonderful
My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
funny
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
funny good serious
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
funny love playing tough
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
witty truth science
There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be. Charles Pierce
witty wicked novel
Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel. Diane Johnson
witty character giving
Il ne faut point donner d'esprit a' ses personnages; mais savoir les placer dans des circonstances qui leur en donnent. You should not give wit to your characters, but know instead how to put them in situations which will make them witty. Denis Diderot
witty style doe
The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical. Edgar Allan Poe
witty where-you-are
Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are. Eleanor Roosevelt
witty teaching humorous
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. Edsger Dijkstra
witty done important-macbeth
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly. William Shakespeare
witty business government
Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off. Ayn Rand
witty humorous writing
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. A. J. Liebling
drinking officers polish-novelist sunday together
One Sunday, a Sunday probably much like today, two Gestapo officers went out drinking together and they got drunk... They had an argument. Bruno Schulz
drinking greatness vices
Of all the vices drinking is the most incompatible with greatness
drinking legal percent
Only about 15 to 20 percent are of legal drinking age.
drinking eat ended graduated high kidney pounds pure realized stone time weeks weighed whatever
When I graduated from high school, I weighed 125 pounds because of wrestling. Suddenly, I realized I could eat whatever I wanted - plus, creatine was new at the time. I went from 125 to 175 pounds, working out like crazy. I was yoked. But I wasn't drinking enough fluids and ended up with a kidney stone - and 3 weeks of pure hell. Mike Vogel
drinking home doctors
My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker. Dennis Franz
drinking food beer
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
drinking beer alcohol
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
drinking drunk freedom guy wants
Freedom of drinking should always be allowed, and it is only American to let a guy get drunk where he wants to get drunk.
drinking sorrow use
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death. Ben Jonson