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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
gardening green listening means shower
Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans. Marcelene Cox
gardening love
I still love farming and gardening and things like that in the summertime. Blake Shelton
gardening television chef
Do we really require so many gardening programmes, makeover programmes or celebrity chefs? David Attenborough
gardening smelly therapeutic
Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things. Clive Anderson
gardening painting
Apart from painting and gardening, I'm not good at anything. Claude Monet
gardening hopefully longing sitting
I am so longing to be domestic,, cooking stew, gardening, hopefully having some children, painting, sitting still in one place. Eve Best
gardening guys standing troops
There are 1,400 troops here. It's so crazy. I got guys saluting me, and I'm standing here in my big old gardening hat,
gardening handed original refuge tales trouble wildlife
THAT'S THE trouble with wildlife gardening. For so long it's been a refuge for anecdote and old wives' tales that get handed down and trotted out. No-one's had anything original to say about wildlife gardening for years. Ken Thompson
gardening gloves dirt
Gardening gloves are for sissies. I always have dirt under my nails. Hilarie Burton
lambs slaughter wanted
But she'd wanted him there and there he was. A lamb ready for slaughter. Cecily von Ziegesar
lambs arms shepherds
I seem to have gathered up a stray lamb in my arms: you wandered out of the fold to seek your shepherd, did you, Jane? Charlotte Bronte
lambs kali bread
My favorite herb - lamb's bread. Kali. I like Hawaiian. But for some reason, you communicate better with Jamaican herb. The best Jamaican herb, it have more energy, more everything to it. Bob Marley
lambs lions lips
Peace is a very complicated concept. When the lion gobbles up the lamb and wipes his lips, then there's peace. Well, I ain't for that peace at all. Abbie Hoffman
lambs streams
The wolf always charges the lamb with muddying the stream. Elihu Root
lambs calvary lamb-of-god
From all that dims Thy Calvary, O Lamb of God, deliver me. Amy Carmichael
lambs morality judgment
Immoral" is the judgment of the stalled ox on the gamboling lamb. Ambrose Bierce
lambs meets silence
It's kind of like Silence of the lambs meets Boogey Nights. Brittany Daniel
lambs feels greater-love
There is no greater love than the love the wolf feels for the lamb-it-doesn’t-eat. Helene Cixous