Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
perfect use realizing
You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.
giving-up war care
Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons.
done death-penalty lawyer
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
funny hilarious country
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
country integrity believe
Everybody talks about the entitlement generation. There is no time I'd rather live in than now, and there is no generation I would more entrust the future of this country to than this one. There is a tendency to live in a nostalgic state in this country, and to think that other generations possessed an integrity and a tenacity greater than the generation that is now. I wholeheartedly disagree with that. I believe that this is a group that will rise up to any challenge that comes before them as well as any other generation in America would have done.
military iraq feet
In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and left behind a 60-foot crater, or as coalition forces prefer to call it: a freedom hole.
years earth-day able
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
funny sorry pigs
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
dark marijuana listening
Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
patriotic names trying
Don't you dare besmirch the name of Congress. They are patriotic Americans trying to dress and feed themselves.
imagination sparks ships
There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.
placebo-effect missing golden-girls
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.
war teaching order
Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.
humorous talking snakes
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.