Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
strong enough regimes
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.
long-ago people political
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.
thinking race games
I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.
gay clothes design
This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.
men voice giving
I can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.
inspiration insomnia
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
ifs
If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
country gun reality
You can have all the muskets you want! You can even have assault muskets!...Their (the NRA's) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from addressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, happening in this country every year because a few of us must remain vigilant against the rise of an imaginary Hitler.
graduation curriculum life-is
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
thinking oxygen interesting
If someone was to introduce hope and idealism into our political system, I think the tension that would create in other areas would certainly be ripe. You would think that if you bring oxygen to the organism, the organism lives. But there may be other organisms in there that thrive in darkness and in a more anaerobic environment. Watching those creatures writhe will always be interesting.
absurdity
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
thinking people guy
A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.
christian believe thinking
They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that only you will go to heaven?
college worry people
College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in myriad ways, and you will find it, and people will no longer be grading you, but it will come from your own internal sense of decency.