Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
writing thinking next-day
When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because at first you think, "I won't have any shelter! What am I gonna do? The sun is hot. Very thirsty."
running thinking boys
I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the way we see it and that's exactly the way we'd like to be saying that." And I always think, "Well, why don't you?"
mean gay years
Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.
soul corporations hood
I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
thinking alaska santa
When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.
children night ice-cream
Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!
teacher fire missiles
I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.
moments your-mom
Here it is ... your moment of zen.
funny war good-luck
We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.
amway refrigerators
I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.
people trying lines
I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
responsibility media political
I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.
country confused mexican
The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.
college life-is complete-life
College is something you complete. Life is something you experience.