Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
america england
No one is better at not beating America than England.
rely
The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
accepting feels scorn
I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
made bearable
As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.
way facts journalism
When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?
opportunity amazing-opportunities able
Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.
media laziness conflict
The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.
giving trying might
And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.
party believe tea
The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.
kings atlanta different
It's great having Bruce Springsteen on my show. We have so much in common! We're both from New Jersey, just from different neighborhoods. Sort of like how Martin Luther King and Margaret Mitchell both came from Atlanta. But from different neighborhoods.
america faces messages
To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
average people trying
President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth millions of dollars to average Americans. Well, average stock-owning Americans. Technically, Americans who own a significant amount of shares in dividend-dealing companies. Well, rich people, that's what I'm trying to say. They're going to do really well with this.
jobs cake people
Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as 'job creator.' You can't even use the word 'rich.' You have to say, 'This chocolate cake is so moist and job creator.'
sandwiches want fame
I want a sandwich named after me.