Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
memorable years needs
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
baby dog memorable
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
fun memorable mean
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
humility memorable needs
Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
children book memorable
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'
girl children memorable
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
memorable rivers acting
Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.
memorable comedian wish
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
art memorable swimming
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
women memorable stomach
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
memorable laughing tough
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
memorable laughing comedian
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
success inspiration memorable
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds