Jim Norton
Jim Norton
funny baby humor
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
funny sex humor
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
funny humor periods
No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
interesting information restraint
The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.
funny humor interesting
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
mean voice people
When it comes to stand-up, people feel this need to voice their objection through groaning or being offended. It's really irritating... I mean I love what I do, but that's the irritating side of it.
boston four jersey
I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.
needs pits deeper
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
funny hate humor
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
funny humor college
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
funny silly humor
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
real penn-state helping
From now on, anyone raped at Penn State should just tell Joe Paterno's statue. It couldn't help you any less than the real Joe would have.
looks clubs owners
You look like a diabetic strip club owner.
funny humor tragedy
There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.