Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
costumes bees ridiculous
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.
people looks ridiculous
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
team two laughing
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
doe tasks environment
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.
baseball games tvs
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.
kids costumes needs
And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.
wine showers
I love the day date. No wine, no shower.
personality comedian kind
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
art essentials economy
Economy is essential to all good art.
people listening needs
When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.
pirate
I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!!
hotel-lobby people watches
I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.
people laughing making-people-laugh
All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.
running memories bus-stops
Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."