Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler
Jerry O'Neil Lawleris an American semi-retired professional wrestler and color commentator. He is signed to WWE. Lawler is known throughout the professional wrestling world under the ring name Jerry "The King" Lawler...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWrestler
Date of Birth29 November 1949
CityMemphis, TN
CountryUnited States of America
Jerry Lawler quotes about
stars wrestling two
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
two guy mind
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
two-best-friends snakes jake
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
american-entertainer contribute mcmahon thinks
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
snakes drunk people
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
mom dream my-mom
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
fighting peace-with-god today
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
girl cadillacs pull-ups
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
funny wrestling wwe
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
common silent neighborhood
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
mind management one-thing
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
heavyweights champion hell
What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
mom wwe faces
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
ems values
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.