Jerry Lawler

Jerry Lawler
Jerry O'Neil Lawleris an American semi-retired professional wrestler and color commentator. He is signed to WWE. Lawler is known throughout the professional wrestling world under the ring name Jerry "The King" Lawler...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWrestler
Date of Birth29 November 1949
CityMemphis, TN
CountryUnited States of America
Jerry Lawler quotes about
firsts succeed loser
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
pain sunday vip
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
funny wwe bingo
Go back to your bingo hall.
wwe legs looks
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
men wwe world
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
feet wwe hollies
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
rain wwe desert
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
wwe fire giving
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
wwe paper toilets
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
wwe jackets
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
funny wwe ties
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
funny wwe fats
The fats dented the flats.
funny wwe looks
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
thinking wwe suits
Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!