Jerry Lawler
Jerry Lawler
Jerry O'Neil Lawleris an American semi-retired professional wrestler and color commentator. He is signed to WWE. Lawler is known throughout the professional wrestling world under the ring name Jerry "The King" Lawler...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWrestler
Date of Birth29 November 1949
CityMemphis, TN
CountryUnited States of America
Jerry Lawler quotes about
strong spoons mark
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
fine
Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.
girlfriend men trash
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
hate racist hart
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
girl mom father
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
smart sticks ifs
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
legs arteries funk
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
school embarrassed
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
cheating caught
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
hurt sex fall
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
beer snakes bottles
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
two-best-friends snakes jake
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
body jake reason
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
girl philadelphia tourists
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia...a tourist.