Jen Lancaster
Jen Lancaster
JenniferLancasteris an American author whose titles have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. As of August 2015, she has twelve published books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
CountryUnited States of America
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My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant.
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When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior.
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If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting.
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Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.
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We all know exactly what we love, and woe is you if you're on the other side.
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I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened.
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I am going to embarrass myself. I have accepted that fact, and that's just how it's going to be.
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I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I'm always trying to improve myself.
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I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
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I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.
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Now with social media, people essentially come into my living room, my virtual living room, and tell me everything that is wrong with me.
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Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.'
Plaid is always cute and always will be. But only on the bottom. At the top, it makes you look like a farmer.
Just as I got older, I think I've become more and more conservative.