Jen Lancaster
Jen Lancaster
JenniferLancasteris an American author whose titles have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. As of August 2015, she has twelve published books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
CountryUnited States of America
believe life trying vanilla
I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I'm always trying to improve myself.
believe life
I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
believe night dvds
The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such as Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, and A Night at the Roxbury, leading me to believe not only do I have awful taste in films, but I also have a Chris Kattan fixation. What I don't have is $4000 earing intrest in a money market account.
baby believe records
For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.
believe taken choices
No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.
believe board carpet failures games resting shoddy ski thick
The first 'Wii Fit' games I tried were the slalom and ski jumping. I believe my spectacular failures here had more to do with the board resting on thick carpet than my shoddy balance.
establish expressing opinion powerful
Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.
exactly love woe
We all know exactly what we love, and woe is you if you're on the other side.
martha
I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened.
accepted embarrass
I am going to embarrass myself. I have accepted that fact, and that's just how it's going to be.
across beef came created friend hardwired internal iphone perfect points products stores technology toward
My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant.
best humor present
I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.
people social virtual
Now with social media, people essentially come into my living room, my virtual living room, and tell me everything that is wrong with me.
characters cool japan karate run wore
Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.'