Jen Lancaster
Jen Lancaster
JenniferLancasteris an American author whose titles have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. As of August 2015, she has twelve published books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
CountryUnited States of America
believe night dvds
The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such as Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, and A Night at the Roxbury, leading me to believe not only do I have awful taste in films, but I also have a Chris Kattan fixation. What I don't have is $4000 earing intrest in a money market account.
jobs kissing kiss-me
Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don't like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse.
people thinker deep-thinker
Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people.
offering style accessories
I’m busy sorting through our new collection of rhinestone jewelry. Should anyone be in the market for sparkly accessories the size of a hubcap, this is the place to get them. Earlier today, a customer picked up one of the enormous chandelier-style offerings and asked, 'Do those be genuine rhimestones?' I couldn’t even begin to explain everything that was wrong with her sentence, so I simply replied, 'Yes. They do be genuine.
salad might ambien
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.
husband fighting thinking
I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge.
sleep night wake-up
You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.
writing stem reader
Writing is something that I've always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader.
real mean people
In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.
age best-things
The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously.
new-year years venture
I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.
would-be herpes one-word
Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.
cells phones rude
When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?
dog owning-a-dog cracks
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.