Jen Lancaster
Jen Lancaster
JenniferLancasteris an American author whose titles have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. As of August 2015, she has twelve published books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
CountryUnited States of America
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For me, my party views don't advance my narrative. Until I can find a way to write political satire like my idols Christopher Buckley or P.J. O'Rourke, I'll simply say what team I play for and leave it at that.
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Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable.
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When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do.
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When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior.
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To be clear, I'm not opposed to apps; I just want them to be geared to my lifestyle. I don't need a virtual NASCAR racing app, but I'd certainly appreciate one that stopped my husband from plowing into the lawnmower every time he pulls into the garage.
conscious kids
You know how it's almost impossible for kids to not say what they think? That's me. I have to make the conscious effort to be situationally appropriate.
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Unless 'Wii Fit' stops acting like a mean girl, it's over between us forever.
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When I got laid off, I would write my friends these 15-page-long emails. This was before people had personal emails, and my friends would tell me that I was going to get them fired if I kept sending them stuff, so I started a website.
stories quitting ends
I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life.
sleep air mind
I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air
hanging-out
Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.
thinking amusement sometimes
I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.
book cat stories
Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.
book talking years
I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.