Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
jobs funny-work guy
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
funny witty father
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
funny witty dog
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
funny witty morning
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
asked bed blanket breakfast morning pig slept
I slept with this girl, in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed? She said one pig in the blanket was enough.
american-comedian army-and-navy
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?
american-comedian
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
asks bath bed beyond section work
I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'.
Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good.
dated
I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.
balls lonely watch
I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.
american-comedian closed saw someplace
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
record store
I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.