Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalois an American film actress, stand-up comedian, liberal political activist, and writer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actress
Date of Birth28 September 1964
CountryUnited States of America
jobs thinking nervous
I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.
notebook two giving
I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle.
dog kids should-have
Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.
war lying reality
You just did a whole read-through. The lie that brought us into war was that Iraq was a threat to us. Well, now it is a threat. Now it is a terrorist hotbed. The fiction is now reality. And now we have to deal with it. It was an attempt at a corporate takeover. This was about oil. It wasn't about human rights. It's not about human rights.
sassy blood water
Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
waiting fads dutch
I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.
cities fey generations
Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
skins term
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
dream new-york would-be
My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.
notebook writing strikes
For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.
realizing ideals
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
religious believe men
I'm not religious anymore, but I think it's like papal infallibility, which is a ridiculous man-made tenet, like what I believe most religious tenets to be, are man-made after the fact.
wings enemy ideologues
I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
east needs experts
I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.