Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalois an American film actress, stand-up comedian, liberal political activist, and writer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actress
Date of Birth28 September 1964
CountryUnited States of America
doctors self forever
If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don't ask, don't tell policy with any and all bodily functions.
silence way doe
Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
california issues rights
Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if I'm walking, I'm all for it, but if I'm driving, that's a whole other can of worms.
government political sometimes
Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.
political comedian politics
For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.
country mistake rights
So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mistake of becoming an Iraqi citizen, apparently we can just drop bombs on you with impunity.
men worst-enemy blame
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.
excited persons
You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.
phones drunk advice
Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.
religious men needs
He [God] just seems so man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It's human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don't begrudge anyone that. I just don't need one.
iraq done
What has Iraq done to us?
media ideas friendly
Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.
class people rooms
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
support foxes desert
I did not support Operation Desert Fox.