Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalois an American film actress, stand-up comedian, liberal political activist, and writer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actress
Date of Birth28 September 1964
CountryUnited States of America
despise characteristics my-own
I despise in others my own characteristics.
dirty ambition thinking
I feel bad that people think that "feminism" is a dirty word. I don't understand that at all, I'm proud to be labeled a feminist. I consider myself a person who has throughout my entire life stood up for myself. It's never been my ambition to be someone who takes a backseat to anything. I'm not a male basher at all. I divide people into assholes and non-assholes, and that's genderless. I encounter sexism everyday.
botox doe conservative
You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
years skins mature
Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.
night different forget
Sometimes there's a lot of tangents because I forget what I'm going to say so much. Sometimes there's very little tangents and stuff for some reason, and then some nights it's all tangents and I can't find my way, and then sometimes I wind up just talking about something completely extemporaneously and then never mention it again ever. It's just completely different.
patriotism debate twisted
How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?
stupid phones anchors
You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They meet, they throw some things on the fire, they talk about Vin Diesel, they tell stories about who their favorite Fox anchor is, they exchange phone numbers and in some cases has led to marriages.
thinking water important
I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
strong jokes
As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.
eye red-flags eating-disorder
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
sorry hands littles
Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don't anybody trip on my soap box on the way out. Don't anybody trip over that. And the chip on my shoulder's a little heavy. I have back problems now.
thinking age shapes
I think that by staying out of shape at the age of 33 I'm doing myself a huge favor for my future. There will never be anyone commenting on how I've 'let myself go.' I've gone. It's gone. It's not going, it's GONE.
comedy translate printed
Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.
hate mean gay
The right, like Pat Buchanan and Rush Limbauggh, use women and the black man and the Hispanic immigrant and the gay man as a scapgoat for society's ills. They pretend it's about traditional family values, but that's a bullshit phrase that means nothing to me. They like to use us all. They use pro-life as a way to hate women and slam women, dressed up in the nobility of saving unborn fetuses. I think it's just misogyny.