Quotes by 'Jane Wagner'

Jane Wagner

Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...

funny intelligent talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

funny illusions-of-grandeur delusions-of-grandeur

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

funny baby humor

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

funny success women

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

funny god hilarious

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

mom my-mom going-to-work

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.

distance two parent

I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.

desire want stills

Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

crazy people insanity

Frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.

people might way

If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.

ego infinity ego-trip

Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

failure night two

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

dark worry fleas

I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.

conscious hard mobile

... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.