Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
dream children doctors
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.
women optimistic memorable
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
worry humanity levels
I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.
stress reality causes
I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.
funny illusions-of-grandeur delusions-of-grandeur
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
goal worry tunes
I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.
sex people listening
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
funny baby humor
If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?
complaining needs language
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
funny success women
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
funny god hilarious
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
ability american-comedian ourselves survival
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
thinking zippers garments
To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.
complaining needs language
Language because of our deep inner need to complain....