Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
thinking zippers garments
To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.
sick trends victim
I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.
made knows ifs
The truth can be made up if you know how.
power impact gestures
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.
thinking giving people
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.
dancing molecules mystical
When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
worry creative drug
I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.
trying denial burying
What you try to bury just ends up burying you.
thinking drug freak
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?
childhood young
Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.
mirrors laughing
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
sex term having-sex
To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.
getting-what-you-want realizing knows
Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.
spiritual atheist science
One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.