Jane Wagner
Jane Wagner
Jane Wagneris an American writer, director and producer. Wagner is best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator and wife...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 February 1935
CityMorristown, TN
CountryUnited States of America
ego infinity ego-trip
Infinity: Time on an ego trip.
failure night two
I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.
dark worry fleas
I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.
conscious hard mobile
... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.
inspiring loss pounds
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!
picnics life-is
Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.
sex persons personal-things
Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?
thinking ideas survival
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.
night nuts coke
Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.
firsts world fats
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
doe boring affair
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
understanding moments awe
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.
reality hunches collectives
Reality is just a collective hunch.
dying worst whole-life
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.