Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. He is ranked #63 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all-time...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth9 June 1931
CitySheboygan, WI
CountryUnited States of America
two kitchen sushi
Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.
funny money humorous
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
country new-york important
On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.
father successful window
My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.
grandfather one-day watches
My grandfather always said, Don't watch your money, watch your health. So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
hate half remember
I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!
girlfriend thinking wife
Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .
money love-is world-love
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.