Jack
inspirational motivational football
Good luck is a residue of preparation.
florida one-day gators
One day, though, I was asked if I'd like to go to the University of Florida and become a Gator.
mother giving birth
I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.
funny sausage comedy
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
funny play littles
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
careers talking months
For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.
honesty thinking people
I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
writing thinking ideas
I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.
thinking people beard
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
comedy getting-laid
I only got into comedy to get laid
funny bed comedy
I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.
bullying kids firsts
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.
dad vote annoying
I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
trying needs records
I made a rule for myself in my early 20s not to become a record collector in the sense that I reference all my old records. I can't live like that. I'd just be trapped in comparison, trying to emulate something, so I made a rule to just buy what I need, just the records I need.