Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
funny-simpsons good-things ends
Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
stupid boys
Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
mean rhetorical knows
Do I know what rhetorical means?
cities alive kill-me
I'll get out of this city alive, even if it kills me!
stars rocks rock-star
Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?
mean laughing ass
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
men baths cologne
I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man.
car balls should
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!
kids beer son
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
lying motherhood fatherhood
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.
calendars might tomorrow
You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
fun thinking law
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?
boys eerie mess
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
white dumb age
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.