Homer

Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
heart literature hateful
Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.
inspirational learning heart
Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.
death submit
Death submits to no one.
love marriage wedding
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
computer internet
They have the Internet on computers now?
work-out coats exam
Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
inspirational good-night teenager
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
people stuff watches
It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff.
sweet strong funny-simpsons
The strong must protect the sweet.
jerk transportation public-transportation
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
proposal funny-simpsons flat-tax
I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.
rocks perfection rock-n-roll
Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.
moon names guy
I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
america want canada
Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?