Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening while he was waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been...
bedroom building guest inspector
You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox
hit hope
Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders
boy bunch last plain seen sucked sucks sure team teams
Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
found great sitting stuff
Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?
help scientists
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman!
eat magical mean
(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!
care mean understanding
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
crazy drop line maybe wherever wind
I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world.
unlike
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
believe save
I don't even believe in Jebus... Save me Jebus
asparagus gas mother normal oil olive shop station
Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
born dude homer million others simpson
Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
buy funny kinds useful
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!