Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening while he was waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been...
crazy drop line maybe wherever wind
I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world.
anyone far nice normal remember
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
found great sitting stuff
Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?
help scientists
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman!
eat magical mean
(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!
care mean understanding
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
happy house land lives magical people pop
Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...
bedroom building guest inspector
You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox
unlike
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
people prove statistics
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
press start
To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
boy bunch last plain seen sucked sucks sure team teams
Boy , Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
hit hope
Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders