Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening while he was waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been...
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I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying.
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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
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Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders
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A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
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Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
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If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid things!
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